The Royal Rentamob

Now that the Chinese plastic bunting has been packed away for another ten years, the message sent by the royal wedding is clear. Communities only matter when the royalty needs an endorsement. But that they will only co-operate if given a day off work at the taxpayers and employers expense. So the Royal Rentamobs brandishing their Sainsbury's sausage rolls will turn out again and adulate on command. But they want paying for their trouble.